Happily Ever After Announcements

Posted: February 4, 2010 in Culture, Friends, Funny, Life, Ministry, People, Random, Sports, TV
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Check out the video announcements from week 1 of REVOLUTION’s Happily Ever After February series. My friends and youth leaders Michael Bergstrasser and Patty Rankin give all the wonderful REVOLUTION announcements in a creative, fun way.

Enjoy…

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REVOLUTION

Wednesdays, 7-8:15pm, all February

NORTHchurch

Comments
  1. britt says:

    haha! with ya PANTS on the groudn! lookin’ like a fooooo

    p.s.- are you guys going to sulphur for work camp? when is it, and would I be able to help out with some leadership?

  2. britt says:

    tahhh… ground*

  3. Mackenzie says:

    What was that girls name who was the sophomore that you talked about?

    • briancromer says:

      Crystal Michelle, a 10th Grade in Bigelow, Arkansas isn’t buying it. She won’t settle for anything but extreme intimacy, here’s an excerpt from an essay she wrote.

      “Hey, My name is Crystal Michelle. I decided to wait for sex among other things a while back. I have pledged to God that I would not even kiss until the pastor says “and NOW you may kiss your bride.”

      She understands that being “in love” isn’t reason enough to become sexually active. One of her favorite quotes to spread her message of abstinence comes from Ann Landers, it goes: “I met him; I like him. I liked him, I loved him. I loved him; I let him. I let him; I lost him.”

      Michelle has some answers for boys who pressure her, if a boy says to her: “Real men are sexually active.” She will say, “So is my REAL dog.” If he says, “If you loved me, You’d let me.” She’ll say, “If you loved me, you wouldn’t ask.” He says, “But I want to.” She’ll say, “But I don’t!” If he says, “Everybody’s doing it.” She’ll say, “Not true. I’m somebody, and I’m not doing it!” If he asks her “Have you ever done it?” She’ll respond with, “Have you ever made the wonderful discovery of knowing Jesus Christ?”" If he asks, “Don’t you love me?” She’ll say, “Yeah, But I love God more.” If he says, “I won’t get you pregnant.” She’ll say, “That’s right, because you aren’t going to touch me.” If he says, “If you won’t let me, I’ll find someone who will.” She’ll say, “It was nice knowing you.” And my personal favorite, if he says, “But you owe me!” She’ll say, “Okay, I’ll get you a key chain or something.”

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