Archive for August 13, 2009

Top 10 P90X Yoga Poses

Posted: August 13, 2009 in Funny, Life, People, Sports
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One of my most crucial guidelines about my blog is that I never want to take myself too seriously. I know I am a dork, so I embrace that and in the process, you experience a good laugh at my expense. That being said…

In the last three weeks, I have written about my new workout – P90X. In fact, earlier this week I wrote about the top 5 things I have learned about P90X in the first two weeks. The number one thing that I learned was…

Brian Cromer and yoga do not go together. For starters, the P90X yoga workout is an hour and a half (brutal). You stretch, twist, lean, bend, and balance in ways that I did not think was humanly possible. It is not relaxing. You sweat. You work. On top of all that, I am probably one of the most inflexible people on the planet. If someone could set up a hidden camera in my living room that is pointed directly at me during the yoga workout, that video would be a youtube sensation within hours. Ninjas would struggle with this workout. So would Chuck Norris.

For your enjoyment and laughter, I decided to let Heather take pictures of me during this morning’s P90X yoga workout to help give you an idea how hilarious and ridiculous I look doing this workout. So without further adieu, I give you…

The Top 10 P90X Yoga Poses by Brian Cromer:

10. IMG_6698

9.   IMG_6694

8.   IMG_6687

7.   IMG_6693

6.   IMG_6679

5.   IMG_6684

4.   IMG_6680 (I apologize for the inch or so of midriff.)

3.   IMG_6699

2.   IMG_6695

1a. IMG_6686

1b. IMG_6685 (same pose as 1a)