Archive for October, 2008

Great Website

Posted: October 30, 2008 in Culture, Funny, Life, Music, People, Random, Technology

What was the number one song on the day you were born? The day you graduated high school? The day you were married? The day your child was born? The day you accepted Jesus as your savior? The approximate date you were conceived? Any other important or significant day in your life?

I found a really great, fun website that answers all of those questions. CLICK HERE TO CHECK OUT A WEBSITE THAT GIVES THE #1 SONG ON THIS DATE IN HISTORY

Here are some important dates in my life and the number one song at the time:

  • June 20, 1981 – The day I was born – “Medley” by Stars on 45
  • June 20, 1982 – My 1st birthday – “Ebony & Ivory” by Paul McCartney/Stevie Wonder
  • June 20, 1997 – My 16th birthday – “I’ll Be Missing You” by Puff Daddy
  • June 20, 1999 – My 18th birthday – “If You Had My Love” by Jennifer Lopez
  • June 20, 2002 – My 21st birthday – “Foolish” by Ashanti
  • June 20, 2006 – My 25th birthday – “Hips Don’t Lie” by Shakira/Wyclef Jean
  • May 22, 2004 – My wedding day – “Burn” by Usher
  • October 17, 2004 – Gaby’s birthday – “Goodies” by Ciara/Petey Pablo
  • July 23, 1996 – 1st Yankees game – “Let It Flow” by Toni Braxton
  • August 12, 1994 – I gave my life to Jesus – “Stay” by Lisa Loeb/Nine Stories

Those are just a few of the important dates in my life and the number one songs on those dates. There is nothing deep or significant about this; it is only really fun and possibly very time consuming.

Now it is your turn. What were some of the number one songs on your important days? Please share.

Halloween Candy

Posted: October 29, 2008 in Culture, Food, Funny, Life, People, Random

Here is the question of the day that I need your help answering: What Halloween candy do Heather and I need to get to give the trick-or-treaters on Friday night?

We have already initially purchased our trick-or-treat candy but it was demolished by a group of teenage guys who came over to watch the Tennessee Titans defeat the Indianapolis Colts on Monday night.

We should be making our Halloween Wal-Mart run in the next 24-36 hours and we want to do it right. We want to be known as a house to go to for trick-or-treat. We want to be known as a house that gives good, quality candy. 

What is the best Halloween candy in your book? That’s what we want – the best. Whether it is the mini Snickers, 100 Grand, or Skittles, our desire is that the kids’ eyes light up at the sight of our candy bowl and the desire to try to fool us by coming back for seconds pops into their heads.

I am not interested in buying the generic bag of assorted candy for $0.99 or those generic, chewy, mystery Halloween candies that come in either the black or orange wrapper (you know what candy I’m talking about?). To make it clear, I am looking to give away candy and nothing else. No pencils, no unwrapped candy like candy corn, no nutrigrain bars, no apples, no fruit of any kind, no old canned goods, etc.

So I need your help to make 900 Barbara St the house to go to for trick-or-treat bliss. I am actually willing to crack open the wallet (shocker for some, I know) and provide the good stuff this year. Or at least get some candy that Heather and I will enjoy eating the leftovers (come on, you know you do the same thing)!

What Halloween candy do Heather and I need to get to give the trick-or-treaters on Friday night?

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Happy Birthday Lesley.  Welcome to the 30s. I’ll be there in less than 3 years.

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UPDATE OCTOBER 30, 2008, 3:40PM – Heather and I have made our final decision and purchased our trick-or-treat candy. We stepped up this year. We went with FULL-SIZE candy bars. I can’t tell you exactly what we got, but I will say that they are name brands and very delicious. Get to 900 Barbara St early this year folks.

I have noticed a cultural trend that disturbs me greatly. 

How many have you seen a “Christian” copy of something that has already been successful in pop culture? You know, when something becomes very popular or successful in culture and then Christians come right behind that product and make a “Christian” version of that thing. I have got to be honest here…that drives me absolutely crazy. Here are some specific examples:

MYSPACE/GODSPACE

Around 2005 MYSPACE.COM started becoming the most popular social networking website. After the website exploded in popularity, some people launched GODSPACE.COM, which is a social networking website (just like myspace) for believers. The godspace home page states, “Godspace is the only social networking website for believers of all faiths. At Godspace you can discuss all aspects of religion, gain new insights, and share your opinions with others that are passionate about their beliefs.”

YOUTUBE/GODTUBE

In 2005, YOUTUBE.COM was launched. Youtube is a video sharing website where users can upload, view, and share video clips. This website has officially changed the face of pop culture. People today can become celebrities because of youtube. Things can happen and within hours the video can be available on youtube. This is the first Presidential election since youtube and it has completely changed how people get information and coverage. Not to be outdone, the Christians had to make their own video sharing website (in 2007) full of inspirational, Godly videos – GODTUBE.COM.

GUITAR HERO/GUITAR PRAISE

GUITAR HERO is an extremely popular video game franchise that presents video games where the gamer simulates playing guitar on classic rock songs. This video game franchise has become a cultural phenomenon, making many appearances in popular culture, and the games have become extremely popular as party games and hobbies. The series has sold 23 million units, earning over $1 billion USD. Not to be out-done, GUITAR PRAISE was recently released. This video game has the same idea as Guitar Hero, except all the music that one would play along with is performed by Christian musicians and have positive, Christian messages.

There are many, many more examples of Christian copy-cat products. (Can you think of any?)

Now, I have no problem with these products themselves. I do have a problem with Christians sitting back, relaxing, and waiting for pop culture to set the trends and produce great products that Christians can merely copy with a Christian twist. Can Christians please start setting the trends in pop culture instead of ripping off the ideas from the secular world? Can we not be creative? Can we not be original? 

I think most people do not take products like Godspace, Godtube, and Guitar Praise seriously because of the imitation factor. It comes across as lame, cheap, and trying too hard.

This post is going to be my small, humble attempt at changing culture as we know it. I am calling all Christians to be creative, think big, think outside of the box, be original, and begin to think how Christians (who want to promote God’s kingdom and love to the world) can start setting the culture. Be the frontrunners on the Internet, on TV, in advertising agencies, in printed media, and in movies. We have to start being the light of the world…even in pop culture.

Yes, it is time for me to earn some more points to my man card. There is no better way to do that than by participating in “No Shave November” and growing a manly beard.

No Shave November is as simple as it sounds. All NSN consists of is picking a part of your body you normally shave and do not shave that area for the month of November. No Shave November is not gender biased. Women are encouraged as well as men in participating in this awesome month-long journey. It is not a competition. So if you know you have patchy, inconsistent facial hair that might be considered weak, you have nothing to worry about. Let it grow proudly. No Shave November is all about giving our Mach 3s, Venuses, Fusions, Quattros, Norelcos, and Remingtons a well-deserved break for one month.

I participated in No Shave November last year for the first time and it was awesome. It was my first time to sport a beard and I promised myself that it would not be my last time. I hope to grow a fuller, thicker, more manlier beard this year. I plan on daily recording the results of my No Shave November experiment (not on the blog because that would be super boring for you, thus guaranteeing the loss of all my consistent readers) and hope to post sporadic updates on how the beard is coming. My goal is to take a picture everyday at the same spot, mesh all the pictures together, and make a sweet animation video of my beard growing before your very eyes.  Should be amazing.  

Here are some pictures from last year’s NSN when I was shaving for the first time in December:

     

So are you going to join me in participating in No Shave November? Men, are you going to join me in rocking the best beard you can grow in 30 days? Women, are you going to join me in letting your legs, your armpits, one leg/one armpit, or even a patch on your knees grow free for 30 days? Those of you that may have some rules and regulations about facial hair in your school or workplace, let me encourage you to grow something in the spirit of NSN. If you go to school where you can only have sideburns to your ears and hair above your upper lip, then I encourage you to rock the best sideburns and stache that you can for 30 days. 

Can I count on you joining the No Shave November army starting November 1?

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UPDATE (1:17pm) – CLICK HERE for a pretty funny definition of NSN.

After writing yesterday’s post, I felt like for my integrity’s sake, I must be honest and share a story with you where I purposely used my minister position for personal gain. This thought was only validated after my good friend Linda’s comment about policemen.

Heather and I had only been living in Sulphur Springs a few months (so at least I was still a rookie minister). That night we had just gotten finished working out at our gym and were headed back to the house. Leaving the gym, which was located off one of the one-way access roads that runs parallel to I-30, I decided to drive maybe 30 feet the wrong direction on the access road. I simply did not want to drive the extra miles all the way around the one-way access roads.

Sure enough, my second criminal drive resulted in blue lights in my rearview mirror.

As the policeman approached my car, I decided that my strategy was to be as honest as possible. 

After asking for my license and vehicle registration, the policeman asked me if I knew why I had been pulled over (I still had my Tennessee license and registration, meaning I could play the “I didn’t know any better” card). I honestly replied, “Yes, sir. I went the wrong way on this one way road because I honestly did not want to drive all the way around.”

Then I threw in one more sentence that changed the face of the whole cop-encounter, “I should have known better being a minister and all.”

Everything changed after that sentence. He asked me what church I worked at and how long I had been living in Sulphur Springs. I could tell that the policeman was not an active church-goer but still had a healthy respect/fear of God. It was almost like the policeman did not want to tick off God by giving a minister a ticket or he did not want me to use my “minister-powers” to bring down curses on him and his household Old Testament style. 

Needless to say, I got away with a verbal warning after being brutally honest about my guilt. I cheaply used my minister position to get out of a ticket. I will hang my head in shame (just know that I will have a sheepishly-boyish grin on my face while I hang my head in shame).

Honesty is the best policy…

I love what I do for a living. There is no doubt in my mind that I am internally wired by God to be a minister. Most importantly, God has called me to be a minister and has equipped me by giving me gifts to be a minister. I very rarely have those “I don’t want to wake up and go to my job” mornings. I truly do love my job (my calling).

However, I have come to dread telling people – especially strangers – what I do for a living. I avoid giving out that information at all cost. And I cringe when I get asked the dreaded question – what do you do for a living?

Now, here me out before you assume that I am ashamed of my profession or, even worse, my God. NO WAY!

I only say that I avoid the dreaded question, because people often change how they act or how they treat me because I work for a church. The perfect way to describe what often happens is that a big, thick wall gets put up. Before that information leaked, I was just a nice guy who wanted to have a good conversation. After that information leaked, I turn into a minister that has an agenda. 

This morning I can think of two places where the walls from the dreaded question seem to be thrown up the most.

The first place is THE GYM. One of the advantages of living in a small town is that most people know you and know what you do. One of the disadvantages of a living in a small town is that most people know you and know what you do. I have noticed that I tend to hang out with a lot of “church people”. One thing about the gym that I like is that I am hanging out with people who are not necessarily “church people”. People are pretty real in the gym. Maybe it is all the testosterone, the sweat, or the often hideous workout clothes that helps get people real. People are often raw in the gym. The filters tend to come down and people are more authentic. I have had some very unusual conversations in the gym that I probably would not have with a church member directly after Sunday service. However, you should see how quickly people change how they treat me and what they say when they get the knowledge that I am a minister.

The second place I see this happen is on AIRPLANES. You know…the dreaded sitting by someone you do not know plane ride? You either get one of two types of people: the talker or the ignore-at-any-cost person. If I get a talker beside me, I try my hardest to not bring up my occupation as long as I can so I can get the unfiltered, real person before they switch to “I’m sitting beside a pastor so I better behave” mode.

Let me talk to ministers, pastors, clergy, wives of ministers, elders, etc first. There is no doubt in my mind that you understand what I am saying. Hang in there. Keep connecting with people and sharing the good news of the Gospel with people. And when your occupation or title in the church gets in the way of that, keep loving, connecting, and sharing anyway.

Now to the people who are not ministers – please do not change how you act when you are around ministers. We are looking for people who are authentic – even if that authenticity does not look holy or “churchy”. Ministers do not have some special connection with God that you cannot possess, nor do they have Jedi-like powers that can stare into the deepest, darkest corners of your soul. We mess up too. We have fights with our spouses too. We say things we should not say when we stub our toe too. We just love God with all our hearts and get our paychecks from a church.

Years ago Chris, then a college student, went to Calcutta to work with Mother Teresa at the House of the Dying. Calcutta and Mexico City are the largest cities in the world, but Calcutta is the poorest. Most of the 13 million people there are destitute. Air pollution is oppressive. Poverty and disease are the way of life – and death – for most people. Every morning city maintenance workers find bodies on the sidewalk and in the street of those who died during the night. At the House of the Dying, Chris’ job was to look for dying people on the street and bring them in to give them a place to die with dignity. Their goal was not to cure these people. It was to give them a dignified place to die. Chris and his fellow workers lovingly cared for them, gave them a good meal, and shared the Gospel with them so they could die in peace.

In Calcutta, 70% of the homeless population have the tuberculosis. When you walk down the street, you find thousands of old men and women coughing up their lungs. Day after day, hour after hour. Chris’ ministry was to find those who had only hours or days to live and invite them, “Come with me. I’ll give you a place to lie down.” Upon arrival, their heads were shaved, and they were given a shower and a bowl of hot food. Chris then replaced their ragged, soiled clothes with clean ones. There, these people sat with other dying people who coughed their lungs out into a jar that was passed around. When it was full, the jar was thrown into the garbage with the soiled clothes and infested hair.

Lepers came in with their flesh rotting and their noses, fingers, and toes missing. Their clothes had the stink of rotted flesh. At the House of the Dying, Chris and the other ministers washed these lepers’ skin and gave them clean clothes to wear. The job of one of the workers was to stick a syringe into their puss-filled sores and extract the poisonous disease. Each syringe was used for person after person and day after day until it was too dull to pierce skin. Then it was thrown into the garbage.

Children invested with AIDS, usually girls about four or five years old, were brought to the House of the Dying. How did these little girls get AIDS? By a blood transfusion? No. The dominant faith in India is the Hindu religion. One sect of Hindus believes their men can get rid of a sexually transmitted disease by sleeping with a virgin – that means a four or five year-old child. Many children older than this are already prostitutes. Chris brought these children from the streets, and he listened to their screams and weeping. Chris once said, “We prayed the crying wouldn’t stop, because their crying meant they were still alive.” Lepers, children with AIDS, people with terminal tuberculosis – those were the ones Chris and his partners at that House of the Dying looked for each day.

Chris said, “One thing I begged not to do was taking out the garbage. The stench was almost unbearable. Can you imagine the disease, ragged clothing, and half-eaten food? I begged them not to ask me to do it. It haunted me forever after the first time I took out the garbage. As soon as we walked out the back door toward the dump, children came out of the alleys and ripped open the bags to get whatever was there. I yelled, ‘Don’t eat this garbage! It’s full of disease and death!’ But they were so hungry that they ate garbage because that was all they could find. They had no other choice. I wept as I saw them scramble through the spilled jars of disease, the clothing stained with rotten flesh, and used syringes, trying to get scraps of last night’s dinner that a dying person didn’t eat.”

Disturbing image, isn’t it? But in all honesty, how far are we from this spiritually? Can you see yourself feasting at the dumpster of the world?

Many of us are like those kids scrambling for garbage. We elbow each other at the mall, at the theatre, in the back seat, at home, at work, on the net, and at school in our hunger for food, but the food we lunge and fight for is rotten and diseased – and we eat it. We eat it every time we fill our minds and hearts with sexually suggestive movies or music, every time we make fun of somebody for whom Christ died, every time we value the praise of people more than the praise of God, every time we live to get revenge on someone who has hurt us, and every time we try to put things in God’s place in our heart. We are so full of this junk that we aren’t hungry for the food that really satisfies and nourishes. Sure, we may listen to a message or a song about God, and that message has as much appeal as another bite of pizza when we are so full we’re about to explode. Our souls are full of so much garbage that we don’t even recognize our need for God’s food.

“Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will be filled.” (Matthew 5:6)

“Taste and see that the Lord is good.” (Psalm 34:8)

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*From A Call To Die by David Nasser

Here are some random thoughts on this Monday morning…

I am pretty excited that the Rays beat the Red Sox last night to go to the World Series. I could not have handled any “dynasty” talk regarding the Red Sox. There has got to be some spiritual principle in the fact that the first year the Rays dropped the “Devil” from their name, they make it all the way to the World Series.

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The Tennessee Titans won again yesterday. They are now 6-0.

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The Dallas Cowboys lost again yesterday. Living in East Texas, I have got to admit, I watched the results of this game with a smile on my face. They are now 4-3.

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I went camping this weekend with a bunch of Jr High students. I learned that I can build a mean fire solely from paying attention and applying the basic principles I learned from watching Man vs Wild. I had fun but the weekend validated that I really like to sleep on beds.

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I won a game of “Chubby Bunny” with a total of 12 massive marshmallows jammed in my cheeks.

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This past week, three of SOC teens gave their lives to Christ and were baptized. Congratulations to Bailey Burgin, Brett Owsley, and Emalee McMillan!

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First item to go on my Christmas wish-list: the book “Beyond Belief“, which is an autobiography of Josh Hamilton.

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Had a great small group with our 11th graders last night where we talked about conflict management. Heather and Jeff Byrum did an amazing job teaching the material.

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This may show my political ignorance, but I was extremely surprised to hear that Colin Powell gave his Presidential endorsement to Barak Obama. I imagine that could be a pretty big deal.

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I watched the keynote address from Apple Special Event October 2008 on the new Macs that are about to be released. I was pretty pumped to see the new changes to the Mac. The coolest change is the glass track pad with no mouse button. Yes, it was 50 minutes and yes, I did enjoy watching every minute. I know I just sounded geeky, but it was sweet to watch.

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Got any reactions to my random Monday morning thoughts? Do you have any yourself?

One More Commercial

Posted: October 17, 2008 in Funny, Life, People, Random, TV

Since this is commercial week on briancromer.com, I wanted to share a commercial with you that I have been trying to find for over a month. Sorry, this one has no point or no debateable topic – it’s just funny. This is about as close to a real-life depiction of what is constantly going on in my brain. Enjoy…

What’s funny is that I have had those exact thoughts and that exact conversation about transfat. Heather, can you back me up on that one? 

On another note, I do use Head and Shoulders shampoo.

I guess this is officially “analyze culture through commercials week”. I think it is important for us to realize the message that media is streamlining directly into our homes and brains.

Here is a commercial for a company called “The Ladders“, which is a job database website similar to monster.com and careerbuilders.com

The line from this commercial that has got me thinking this morning is this, “Join the ladders. The premium job site for only $100k+ jobs and only $100K+ people.”

What is a $100K+ person? According to the advertisement, it obviously is not everyone because that is the problem with other job search websites. That means that there has to be another level of people out there – the chosen, the privileged, the $100k+ people.

I strongly disagree with this message. If you watched this advertisement, you might be asking yourself the same question I ask myself after watching that, “AM I A $100K+ PERSON?”

Let me answer that for you. If you are reading this and asking yourself that question, the answer is “YES!” You are chosen. You are loved. You are special. You are talented. You are uniquely created. You are valued. You are beautiful. You are privileged. At least according to the Creator of the universe who loves you enough to sacrifice his one and only son so that we can be with him in Heaven. God thinks you are a $100k+ person, you should too.