Another Happy Mother’s Day

Posted: May 12, 2008 in Family, Funny, People

On a normal work day, I really enjoy going home to eat lunch and hang out with all three of my girls: Heather and my two dogs (Gaby and Kate).  When I was there today, Gaby and Kate secretly pulled me over to the side and wanted me to share a Mother’s Day letter they wrote for their mom – Heather.  They had been on the Internet this morning and read my letter to my mom and they were inspired.  They told me that they wanted to write a letter to their mommy.  Here’s their letter to Heather:

Dear Mommy,

We just wanted to take the time to thank you for being the best mommy ever.  We know that we are pretty much the most spoiled, diva dogs on the planet, and a lot of that responsibility comes down right on you.  Thanks for giving us the lives we want – and frankly, we deserve.  We have come quite accustomed to our way of life and you play a large role in that way of life.  Frankly, we are completely dependent on you - largely because we have no thumbs.  Anyways, we wanted to thank you for…

  • Giving us treats every time we go potty – something we would do anyways.
  • Giving us treats every time you leave the house – something you would do anyways.
  • Giving us the yummy pieces when you cut an apple.
  • Helping Gaby up on the bed when she’s too tired to make that big jump.
  • Taking us for walks where we pull you like a rag doll.
  • Letting us cuddle and act like 60+ pound lap dogs.
  • Picking up Kate’s poo when she can’t hold it any longer.
  • Grooming, bathing, and maintaining our hotness.
  • Putting up with Gaby’s slime.
  • Buying us trendy, cool collars.
  • Giving Gaby her weight-loss medicine everyday.
  • Giving us the occasional chicken bone.
  • Giving us the occasional Denta-bone.
  • Playing rope with us.
  • Giving in like a sucker every time Gaby sits pretty.

Honestly, where would we be without you?  It wouldn’t be a pretty site.  We love you, Mommy.  Happy Mother’s Day!!!

Love,

Gaby & Kate

Comments
  1. Heather says:

    Thanks Dr. Dolittle for translating for the girls. cheesecake and a letter from my girls, my life is complete! You’re a pretty awesome dad yourself. But we’ll save that for Father’s day and I’ll have to make a guest post or something.

  2. Heather says:

    By the way, capturing that picture of them spooning is amazing. We seriously have the cutest family ever!

  3. Luke says:

    It’s amazing that you are as weird about your dogs as we are about as.

  4. briancromer says:

    If loving is weird, yes, we’re guilty of being weird.

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