Major League Baseball teams often get politicians to throw the ceremonial first pitch at games. In this YouTube video, Mark Mallory, the mayor of Cincinnati, gets the distinct honor of throwing out the ceremonial first pitch at a 2007 Cincinnati Reds baseball game. It is officially the worst first pitch in history. This is hilarious. The look of bewilderment on Eric Davis‘ (former Reds star outfielder) face is priceless.
This guy’s “man-card” should officially be taken away. I could not have the leader of my city throw like that. I am not even going to say he throws like a girl because that would insult all girls. Say what you want about George W. Bush, but he can throw a mean ceremonial first pitch.
*A big thanks to Eric “the Manyo” Sztanyo for first showing me this.