H – It sounds like you had somebody specific in mind when you talked about your Man of Genius. If that’s the case, I’m proud to be a Man of Genius. And by the way, right now it is a grey loofah and Enchanted Apple lotion. Thanks for reading.

I picture this man as someone who would be a seemingly manly guy. He most likely works out on a regular basis. He is probably a sports fanatic that has 77 of the 100 DVR hours available taken up by anything from Yankees to whoever is playing the Lakers. I wouldn’t be terribly surprised if this man was as “up to date” on his manly gadgets and technology as he is on his sports. All the while, this Real Man of Genius asks his wife for the green loofah next time she goes to Wal-Mart simply because it will match his Pear Blossom Victoria Secret’s Lotion.

The Man of Genius that I can think of is “Mr. Leaves My Shirt Half Unbuttoned Guy.” The dude that thinks he’s extra attractive if he shows his chest hair all the way down to mid-abs. He usually accents this with gold chains, and pants that are way too tight.